OVERHEARD MILLENIAL

a list of things my coworker said today (without context) written by a gen-z

Copywriter? No. Word-ninja. 

Awesome-sauce. 

Helvetica. 

Passport of flavors.

Should we go see Asteroid City after work? 

Knowledge of Gen-Z = Portia from season 2 of The White Lotus 

It’s just like this thought I had.

Which version of The Office is better: British or American? 

That Shake Shack has the worst vibe.

Look at that boring-ass-millenial-line-art logo.

Do you know how to use a printer? 

Finger guns. 

They tried to fire me for being annoying. 

But you can add me to your professional network on LinkedIn. 

Have you ever heard of the game called Angry Birds? 

Do you wanna watch two ad guys play ping-pong?